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Joanne Webb, a former fifth-grade teacher and mother of three, was in a county court in Cleburne, Texas, on Monday to answer obscenity charges for selling the vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid.
Gahhhhhhhh. Now, I could understand if it was something about sales tax or a merchant's license or somesuch. It would still be a stupid waste of manpower, but it would be expliciable.
But 'obscenity'?
And 'undercover narcotics officers'? Seriously? What, precisely, would make a vibrator an addictive drug that would reduce pain, alter moods, and... actually don't answer that last question.
Ye gods.