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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:11 PM

Saturday

Saturday was last time, but I forgot a few:

"There was a giant Dylan in space? My brain is shutting down. SHUTTING DOWN."-- KRAD

"I novelized both Resident Evil movies. I can handle Andromeda."-- KRAD

Once again, we watched the elevators open and close.

Sometimes, I worry that I'm too mean. Then I hit somebody and the feeling goes away.

In the United Kingdom, sourdough is unavailable. Further, the only bagel flavors typically available are plain and onion. If you need convincing that America is the better place to live, look no further.

Sunday

The only thing worth doing at ComicCon was "Serenity", which I've already written on. Fortunately, Sunday night more than made up for it.

Pooh is hung like a gnat.

Josh's breath made me drunk.

Nikki had the gall to suggest that sometimes illegal immigrants work in hotels. Can you believe it?

Nikki can eat poultry, but only if she pretends it was never alive.

At CommicCon, there's a sign outside the ladies' room which says, "Wait here to be escorted". I stood by it while Nikki took half an hour, but nothing. It's either somebody guiding you into the ladies' room, or a de facto dating service or convention-goers. Hrm.....

Speaking of which, what takes Nikki so long? Does she hold secret meetings in the bathroom?

"Mmmmmmm... lettuce"-- Nikki, proving she is that weird

I thought I heard Nikki burp, but she assures me I was hearing things.I saw a woman in a 'belly dancer' costume. The only glitch is that she was at least a hundred pounds overweight. Must... claw... out... eyeballs...

"The 'Seed of Chucky' is more than just killing. There's also an important message about family values."

The titular Seed of Chucky (Glenn) is being voiced by a hobbit... and he thinks he's from Japan because he has a "Made in Japan" sticker.

Instead of "Slimfast", the actress has "Skinny Quick", due to their inability to get licensing permission.

According to TPTB behind "Shaun of the Dead", the handjob is England's way of saying hello. If the UK gets a real Mexican restaurant, I'm moving for sure.

Seen on a shirt: "In Canada, it's a sport. In Mexico, it's a traditoin. In Japan, it's a religion. In Southern California, it's a joke.". I wasn't able to see what 'it' was. Any ideas?

Somebody else named "Rov" asked a question. There's an evil Rov clone out there! Or, hrm, maybe it's the good Rov and I'm the evil clone.... either way, I must kill him at once.

Note: The "Serenity" panel happened next. For that, check this thread: http://www.exisle.ne...showtopic=18554

The vendors at ComicCon are fairly clueless. Many of them have small, easily palmable merchandise and don't pay any attention to their customers. I'd love to know how big a problem shoplifting is at ComicCon. I bet it's huge.

Now available: Checks with a "Lord of the Rings" theme. Because paying bills is just like being Frodo!

Nikki bought an evil goblin cat. And a "Teddy Scare" (which she called a "Scare Bear" for some non-reason, until we found it) to go with it. I fear both may be as evil as I am.

Nikki insists that she gave me a breadstick to hold as she went to the bathroom (again). I have no idea what she's talking about.

I misstated my favorite airline, and said, "South Park airline". It's not real, but it'd be a great mental image.

Somebody in San Diego named their establishment the "Bitter End Bar". Apparently, the concept of 'marketing' hasn't quite sunk in.

There's a rule among women that anything which is small is automatically cute, with arbitrary exceptions. It's bizarre. A half pint of bottled water is somehow 'cute', but rats aren't. Squirrels are, but raccoons aren't. And so on and so forth.

Ha! I just finished the green notebook! That may mean nothing to you, but it means I'm almost done deciphering my nearly incoherent notes... in a related note, does anybody want a green notebook, only slightly used?

*ahem*. Anyway.

Gordon tried to hit the elevator button for the lobby, and only missed by three rows!

Jid and I are proud members of the U of A fellowship. Granted, Alberta and Arizona are a little different...

Jid's advanced degree in engineering must somehow involve a mechanical monkey. It's a new rule.

Jid is involved in "aerosol engineering", which is a cool way of saying he'll soon be able to make any designer drug you want. Ex Isle's funding will soon be guaranteed indefinitely... :angel:

We're going to TGIF's on a Sunday. It feels so wrong.

Conversation, roughly how it happened:
On leading a large group to TGIF
Rov: I have the address. I think I can find it from here. I'll lead.
Gordon: I've been there before.
Rov: Oh, you lead then.
Synystyr: How about I do it? I'm local. And it's one of my boss's favorite restaurants. I've been there dozens of times.
Rov: Oh... um, that will work too.

Ironically, Rich is broke.

We formed a bacon cheeseburger club. Virtually everybody at our table ordered them...

Somebody should write a series of comics positing a war between sour cream and guacamole. We all know guacamole would win, but it would be a fun ride.

"That was marginally funny, I just had no time to laugh"-- Anonymous

"I've always wanted to try a slutty redhead"-- Rov, out of context

Somebody asked why people give drinks filthy names. Somebody else posited that it was so customers would order it just so they could say it in mixed company. If I made a drink, I would be forced to call it an erection. "Bartender, can you get me an erection?". And so on.

Somebody maintained that beer is only good if it burns the tongue.

"Vodka... vodka... everything has vodka in it!"
"That's a bad thing?"

We just missed the MWS!

Jid drinks homemade wine. He's also going bald. Draw your own conclusions.

"The North English talk like ducks!"-- Rae

I may have given a refill to myself, due to the slow service at TGIF. When the waiter returned later and asked if I wanted a refill, I figured it was best not to say I could get it myself; restaurants can get cranky about that.
Waiter: "Actually, the fountain is right here"
Rov, being Rov: "Really? It's close enough that I could have gotten my own refill!"
We never explained why the group laughed...

Our waiter is a marsupial. He stores straws in his pouch.

Has anybody ever seen a baby changing station that isn't "Koala Bear Care"? Anybody?

Let's review:
You can drink Pepsi and maybe win a billion dollars. Or you can drink Coke and maybe win a Southwest Airlines travel voucher. I think this effectively ends the "Coke vs. Pepsi" debates...

"Your knowledge of Illinois will come in handy. Actually, it won't, it's completely useless."-- Steve

I got Nikki's cherry. What took so long?

Now she's trying to poke me. What a night!

Rich: "If somebody tells me something is too sweet, I have to have it!"
Rov: "I heard ricin is sweet."

Rum and brownies is a fun combination.

Nean sleeps with pooh. Every night.

Nean gave in to peer pressure and had more than one drink. The corruption continues...

And now I got Rae's cherry too. Excellent...

"Rum Runners" are great. They're a mixture of spiced rum, dark rum, and tropical fruit juices...

Somebody in the group thought that it's legal to drink if you're 18 and in the military. While I think it'd be a good idea, I'm skeptical. Anybody else heard that?

The group is going to cut out my liver. The least they can do is use a sharp knife... OW

I got two of Jid's cherries. And another one of Nikki's.

According to somebody or another, bed tents and alcohol are a great combination.

I got Steve's sword, but not his banana. Curses!

Arizona is like Canada. It's a wasteland, nobody lives there, and it's just 100 miles from the US.

All men are born with the knowledge of urinal etiquette. Women just don't get it.

Steve is happy to sell his soul for coffee.

[Note: From this point on, the notes were typed directly into my laptop while in the room of Nean, Josh, et al. If only it was possible to do that for all of them...]

My hotel key stopped working :angel:, so I had to call security to let me in. Nikki and Rae showed up before security did, but the hotel employee showed up eventually. This guy was huge, at least six and a half feet and a huge, muscular frame. He was walking towards me in a friendly way, and my only thought was... "Oh my god, please don't kill me.".

Alex is a boob Nazi: No boobs for Tyr! One year!

"Rov notes are highly fictionalized"

Nean: "Why are we hanging out in the bathroom?"

Windy: "Oh my god, they killed Lil!". Those bastards!

Josh: I just laughed because everybody else was laughing.

Josh's writing is worse than mine.

Random person on grindy: That's not encouraging.

Josh has a way to go if he wants to be a disciple of Rov.

Laura: I'm sorry, I messed up your blankets
Josh: That's okay, I'll just sleep on you.
Laura: That's okay, I'm liberal.

"I'm liberal" is a hell of a tag line.

Wind: If I wanted sushi, I'd bite a fish on the ass.
Jid: Back to the aquarium.

Sarah on Dominic: But I can't look at a picture of his without wanting to lick it

Pippy-pooh! That is NOT leaving this room!-- Josh (still in this room!) My laptop is stuck like a vampire who's not invited.

"If people start calling me pippy-pooh, I'm doing something horrible to you. I'll have to take a flight... but it'll he horrible. I'll think about what I'll do to you on the flight. I collect willies." Pippy-pooh

Tentacle porn doesn't have a place in this room. WHAT? Hint: This involves a Cthulu doll and bad things.

Laura: I went to oldtown
Josh: I went there. I was hungover.
Laura: You're a dumbass!
-- Included only because of Josh-bashing

Laura: Uncircumcised penises. It's like peek-a-boo!  It was a bad conversation. Let's never speak of it again. Next note. Quickly.

James immortal, "I on the other hand, am a flaming heterosexual." *pelvic thrust*

James: She won't make any orgasmic noises if you put your feet on her.

This started to save work. It didn't work out. Everybody is competing to get in the notes..

Jessie, brutally out of context: Hi, I just met you. Let's screw.

Josh: But it's SO big.

Nean is still having happy tree friends nightmare

Jid and Josh hanging out on the couch. "That is the sweetest piece of ass candy in the world.".

Josh needs to take his thing. Beg your pardon?

"Rov left his notebook unattended. He's either very trusting or very stupid. Or both." Mostly Jid.

"Curse you Dvorak! And your g*dd*mn keyboard!". Jid

"You should change your keyboard so we can type when you're not watching"-- Alex

You know what that TV needs? More monkeys.

I called Nean, Nikki. But NEAN SAID IT WAS ALL RIGHT. She's embracing the purple.

"My bed is not contaminated. Much."-- Josh the noxious

"This quilt at least is safe. I've had it on the floor every night.".

Josh wiped his ass with the quilt. He needs to lose some weight...

Josh wins by invoking giant ass hemorrhoids.

"People are going to think of me as a complete dumbass when they read this"-- Josh, getting all meta

"As long as the men are scantily clad with long hair", Laura is happy.

There was a redhead at the zoo, and I missed it.

Avians made up for the zoo's budget shortfall. I'm sure that note made sense at the time.

They only had one hippo and his name was Jabba.

When they were feeding the fish their food, a herring swooped down and grabbed one.

Josh was left in a drying machine on permanent press with the fluff at the end as a baby. The effects were, in fact, permanent.

"I haven't even told Rov about all my gastrointestinal... never mind"-- Josh, stopping in time. For once.

"It's about as simple as Jessie at a Star Wars booth!"-- Josh, insulting only himself

"If you like to work, what are you doing at a library?"-- SW

"Are we going to have a librarian catfight? That would kick ass!"-- Rov

"Who was that?"
That was you?"
Josh, helping out

"I went down to the dealer's room to regain my sanity"-- Alex, on unlikely therapy

"She went into her Stargate happy place."-- Pip

Somebody went from zero to 26 Stargate pictures. I wonder how much that cost? :eek:

Going through skymall catalog: Must believe lots of people like to take their dogs on walks in their wheeled suitcases. [Hat tip: Jid]

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I suck at photoshop. But I know people. Fear me!

Rovvy Horror is on Josh's fridge. It makes him horny and his mom screams. I feel unclean.

"Should these be connected?"
"Yeah, they really kinda should"
SW and Rov, out of context

"It lies. It needs to be spanked"-- Josh, out of context

"You should just stop talking"-- Alex, to Josh

"There's plenty of places to tie stuff to in this room"-- Jid

"Comparing breasts to penises is like comparing teaching preschool to walking into a prison shower with 'Hump me, I'm tight' written across your butt in lipstick"-- Jid, ending western civilization

"I think my brain just officially melted"-- SW, catching on after 21 years

Josh: "This room is just a wealth of quotes"
Rov: "That wasn't one of them"
Josh: "It is now.

"I only had one. It was huge, but it was just one"-- SW

"You're a wonderful drunk. Just like I'm a wonderful pervert"
"Thanks. I think."
Josh and Windy

"It was a very creamy drink. Actually, that was mine. Never mind"-- Josh

Josh is beginning the ducky screams of death.

"Why is everybody shaking"? Josh

"I must be suffering from alcohol withdrawal"-- Josh

Pip: "Canadians get the short end of the stick"
Jid: "We get more than that"
Josh: They get the long end too.
Jid: It just depends which way we're facing

"Sorry, I'm normally faster than that"_- Rov

"Quit trying to steal my quotes, you quote-whore."-- Jid

Wow, I almost stole that last one.

"I guess that means I won't be throwing around my underwear"-- Josh, whoring his way into Rov notes

"Sometimes all you have to do is be naked."

"You have yet to turn into Seven of Nine's left breast."
"Should I? Why can't I be the right breast? Or their pancreas? Or their stomach? Or I guess.. never mind"

"Don't write that down. It was pathetic"-- Josh, on one of his less stellar performances

"That started out so promising. Then it went to hell."

"Just let go."
"If I did that, this room would be a mess of bodily fluids." At first, I had bodily foods. Fixed that typo.

"I ravished that pooh already"-- Josh

"The fridge smells like it's been in a Chinese landfill".
"Our official excuse for the fridge's smell is that it was one of Josh's"

"We just got rid of it. It'll take a while to go away."-- Rov

"Josh'll be with us forever. Like herpes."

"Everybody picked up Josh in San Diego, and we're taking him home to spread to our loved ones. "-- Jid

Jid: "I was afraid you were going to unleash a weapon of mass destruction"
Rov: "No, that would be taking my shoes off"
Josh: "No, that would be taking your pants off"
Jid: "No, that would be a weapon of minor destruction"

"Everybody should have a button to turn off Josh"

"No offense, but you're gay, so you're absolutely no use to me." Laura

Josh: "I guess that means I was using you in 115"
Rov: "No, I was using you"

<It was about here that we started making simulations orgasmic noises. For the safety of humanity, I've edited most of the incident out. Trust me.>

Jid needs five minutes and a newspaper to ruin the fridgena

Laura: "My comments are either insulting, rude, or sexual"
Person 2 (Windy?): "That's all of them"
Laura: "But they're more direct"
Person 2: "Usually at Josh"

"When you're not trying to offend me, you're generally telling me to get into bed with Jeanine"-- Jid

"Take it off!
"Put it off!"
"Get your ass out of my face!"

"You have to pick either the crotch or the ass"-- Pip

"That really hurts"
"So don't DO that"
Josh or Jid

"Do you actually have quarters?"
"No"
"Then you're useless to me"

"If you close your eyes and don't know what they're doing, it sounds really bad"-- Josh

"Then he'd be empty and dead"
"Like Josh"

"These people are going to wonder what we did to their sheets"-- Alex, on Josh's bed

"They're skipping Kansas. It's a useless state."-- Rov

"I am incomplete without my anus"-- Josh

"Only I may fictionalize quotes!"-- Rov

Michael Shanks is hanging on Pip's breast.

"She's STEALING my story!"-- Alex

"You throw Joe at me, and I'm going to keep him."

"When somebody's afraid of what Josh will do to a button, that's quite telling"-- Jid

Josh: "I won't do anything with this button. It's not f***able."
Pip: "I beg to differ"


"Technically, everybody is f***able." Pip, ignoring the well-documented "Marilyn Manson/Carrot Top/Mickey Rooney" axis of exceptions

Jid: "Before the days of BBS's, people were lonely and bored"
Rov: "Now they're annoying too."

"What's Ex Isle about?"
"Everything.
"What's it not about?"
"Good taste"

"There's gotta be one bitch in the group"-- SW

"I haven't called anybody a bitch since work"
"Or your LJ"
"Work was more recent."

"We might have more to talk about if you took off your shirt"

Somebody remind Josh that he's gay, and shouldn't be hitting on the women, regardless of their hotness.

Jid: "You're supposed to be hitting on me or Rov"
Josh: "If I hit on you, you'll shave my head"


"Josh is making his foreplay sounds again"-- Jid

"I can't remember what mine was. Probably because I blocked it out"-- Jid

"You can't resist me."
"I think I really could"
Josh and Alex

Josh: "I want Adam Baldwin's ass"
Pip: "You can't have Adam's ass. That's my ass."

"Damn, my ass is hot"-- Pip, existing in the land between in and out of context

"You just bring up the detail that I'm usually drunk when I'm smiling."-- Windy

"Josh, this is filthy enough without you making it worse"-- Rov

"I always figured pooh for an ass man, but you never know"-- Jid

"I'm so glad I have this. My hand would have fallen off by now."-- Rov, savagely out of context

"I bleeped Pooh in San Diego"-- Jid

"You're just Rov Note whoring now"
"You say that like it's a bad thing. I don't think it's a bad thing ever."

"Oh, f*** me now"-- Josh, to Pooh

Josh just got carpet burns.

"I didn't even touch you that time"
"Yeah, well, I faked it."

"Your problem here is that your PNB has her chip set to naughty"

"I'll do it if Jid won't"

Phone call:
Pip: "Pip's house of porn!"
Jid: "The pooh bear is trying to kill me, and the TV has been laughing at me"
Pip: "I can't help you, that's not a porn request"
Windy: "It can be"
Jid: "In that case, I want Debbie Does Dallas, Volumes 1-28"
Pip: "We don't carry those any more"
Jid: "And a bag of Cheetoh's"
Pip: "I'm hanging up now. Alex is coming to help with the pooh bear situation."


Josh: "I eat these things because they help me sh*t"
Jid: "I drink this stuff because it helps me to tolerate you"
Laura: "Keep drinking"

Silence has fallen. And it can't get up.

Jid and Nean saw Bart Simpson's penis at the con. It was flammable.

"The point was that there was no point"-- Alex,
"Congratulations, that's logic at its most Strangelovian"-- Rov

Alex is willing to wager me that there will be a Voyager movie in 2005, and thinks the rumors have already been confirmed. When we verify that's not the case, she owes me five bucks.

"Both Johns are big. Unless you know something I don't-- Rov

"Mostly because he's a slimebag"-- SW

"I am like a gorilla in heat."

"We're all paying for Josh's pass to hell, one Rov note at a time!"

"I've learned I can be just as amusing with half as much alcohol"-- Josh


"That first night with the Mexican and the Pizza was so sloppy"

"My bag bit you. But a lot of things bite me, so that's okay. I walk into random walls and they bite me. I came out of the elevator and turned too soon and walked straight into the wall."

Alex doesn't drink, but she makes up for it by being clumsy.

"I can scream f*** eight times in a row if that'll help"-- Josh

"I'm still stuck in the...
"... aquarium?"
"I'm not THAT bad"
"Where am I?"
"In the aquarium!"

"Your standards are too high. Be one of us"
"Your problem is that you have standards"
Rov and Jid


"What happens in San Diego, stays in SD, unless it's a Rov note"
"Which is almost everything"
St. Louis must be destroyed!

Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease.  THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.

"Congress . . . shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis[.]" ~1 U.S.C. 1, selectively quoted for accuracy.

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:13 PM

Shouldn't this be Volume 3?
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#3 Rov Judicata

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:14 PM

JadziaDax, on Aug 2 2004, 06:11 PM, said:

Shouldn't this be Volume 3?
It IS!

:angel: :whistle:
St. Louis must be destroyed!

Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease.  THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.

"Congress . . . shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis[.]" ~1 U.S.C. 1, selectively quoted for accuracy.

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:26 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Oh, that last 3/4s is one of the funniest and most disturbing things I've ever read. I still can't believe I was a part of it. :o

... then again, it was RIGHT after TGI Friday's and the best drinks I've ever had...
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:30 PM

Javert Rovinski, on Aug 2 2004, 06:12 PM, said:

JadziaDax, on Aug 2 2004, 06:11 PM, said:

Shouldn't this be Volume 3?
It IS!

:angel: :whistle:
*patpat*

It's okay.

I wont tell if you don't.
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 09:13 PM

Very disturbing, and hilarious. :lol:

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Nikki can eat poultry, but only if she pretends it was never alive.

Heh. I think I do that, too -- consider them feathered vegetables. Chickens kind of act like vegetables, so that works.

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A half pint of bottled water is somehow 'cute', but rats aren't. Squirrels are, but raccoons aren't.

Well, it depends. Bottled water isn't cute, to my eyes. Rats can be cute, but not if they're Norwegian/sewer rats; I had a pet rat once who trotted up to me while I was stretched out on the floor eating a muffin and reading, stole my muffin, and retreated under the sofa -- that was cute, however annoying! :lol: Squirrels are cute, but they still drive me crazy. Raccoons are also cute, but very pesky.

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There was a redhead at the zoo, and I missed it.

Might've been an orangutan, Rov. ;)

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"Are we going to have a librarian catfight? That would kick ass!"-- Rov

I've experienced a few of those (ooh, toxic library politics!). Even so, I'd probably join in one if you wanted to hold one. *snerk*
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 09:47 PM

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"As long as the men are scantily clad with long hair", Laura is happy.

Oh, dear... if she's a LotR fan, we're in trouble... :lol:

*sees the war for Faramir on the horizon*
Sailing free, boundless glimmer, golden whispers, fiery poise, delicate balance, grave and true, bound by earth, feared horizons, courageous steps unknown, shimmering future hidden yet unveiled....

I think you're the first female cast member to *insist* on playing a guy ;) - Iolanthe, on my cross-casting obsession.

This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle, this earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, this other Eden, demi-paradise, this fortress built by Nature for herself... - John of Gaunt, Act II, Scene I, Richard II

"I think perhaps that was a sub-optimal phrasing for the maintenance of harmony within the collective." - Omega, here

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 11:35 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Thanks Rov
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Posted 03 August 2004 - 12:10 AM

I have to get my butt to SD one of these days...it sounds like so much fun.
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Posted 03 August 2004 - 12:15 AM

These are very hilarious :lol:...........however, I have a few comments.....tomorrow  :hehe:  :ninja:!!

Edited by Nikki Peppermint, 03 August 2004 - 12:17 AM.


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Posted 03 August 2004 - 09:36 AM

Javert Rovinski, on Aug 2 2004, 07:09 PM, said:

Once again, we watched the elevators open and close.
For entirely different reasons than last year.

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I thought I heard Nikki burp, but she assures me I was hearing things.I saw a woman in a 'belly dancer' costume. The only glitch is that she was at least a hundred pounds overweight. Must... claw... out... eyeballs...

Once again proving, that at comic con, even I have a relative amount of shame ;)  No duct tape this year though!  Just thin strips of leather.

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Seen on a shirt: "In Canada, it's a sport. In Mexico, it's a traditoin. In Japan, it's a religion. In Southern California, it's a joke.". I wasn't able to see what 'it' was. Any ideas?
I can't decide if they mean baseball, professional wrestling, or wondering when the government will balance the budget.

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Somebody in San Diego named their establishment the "Bitter End Bar". Apparently, the concept of 'marketing' hasn't quite sunk in.
Did I not tell you about Dick's Liquor?  Methinks Richard missed that market course too ;)

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Jid is involved in "aerosol engineering", which is a cool way of saying he'll soon be able to make any designer drug you want. Ex Isle's funding will soon be guaranteed indefinitely... :angel:
As will the "Free Swag for People I like Foundation" ;)

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We formed a bacon cheeseburger club. Virtually everybody at our table ordered them...
And half of us shared one.

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Jid drinks homemade wine. He's also going bald. Draw your own conclusions.
My dad needs more hobbies, and genetics is a bitch. ;)

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"The North English talk like ducks!"-- Rae
Unless they're in movies, as we concluded. ;)

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Nean gave in to peer pressure and had more than one drink. The corruption continues...
This happened several times.  Where were you? ;)

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Fortunately, they'll never need it ;)

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"Josh is making his foreplay sounds again"-- Jid
It was a strange form of snarling.

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"I can't remember what mine was. Probably because I blocked it out"-- Jid
This covers so many online things ;)

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Jid and Nean saw Bart Simpson's penis at the con. It was flammable.
Laundry detergent commercials from France.  I dunno where you got "flammable" from though.

Edited by Jid, 03 August 2004 - 09:36 AM.


#12 Raeven

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 10:34 AM

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The North English talk like ducks!"-- Rae

My apologies to all those Northern English UK EI'rs  :blush:

But did I really say that? must have been the rum-runner talking ;)

Great notes as ever Rovvie :D :D


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#13 KRAD

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:25 AM

Jid, on Aug 3 2004, 09:34 AM, said:

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Seen on a shirt: "In Canada, it's a sport. In Mexico, it's a traditoin. In Japan, it's a religion. In Southern California, it's a joke.". I wasn't able to see what 'it' was. Any ideas?
I can't decide if they mean baseball, professional wrestling, or wondering when the government will balance the budget.
Given that all three SoCal baseball teams (Dodgers, Padres, Angels) are in the thick of their respective pennant races, I doubt it's baseball. Besides, right now baseball's more of a joke in Canada, sad to say....
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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:27 AM

yeah, but if we didn't have baseball, we'd have no sport to whine about when hockey's not in season ;)

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 10:28 PM

LOL!

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Ha! I just finished the green notebook! That may mean nothing to you, but it means I'm almost done deciphering my nearly incoherent notes... in a related note, does anybody want a green notebook, only slightly used?

Hey! A star item for our next auction!

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Somebody else named "Rov" asked a question. There's an evil Rov clone out there! Or, hrm, maybe it's the good Rov and I'm the evil clone.... either way, I must kill him at once.

*gasp* You.... You don't think it could've been Auto Rov, do you? *cowers under desk in fear*

EDIT: Oh, and back on the Walgreens thing, I just discovered that there are TWO Walgreens right on the corner of 22nd St. & Craycroft. One on the SW corner, one on the SE. :eek: I'm assuming that one of is closing, but still....... creepy....

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#16 Nikki Peppermint

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:51 PM

Javert Rovinski, on Aug 2 2004, 06:09 PM, said:

Once again, we watched the elevators open and close.
Did we?  :suspect:  I must have been drunk :wink:

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Josh's breath made me drunk.
Well, don't blame me.........well, maybe blame me!  :whistle:  

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Nikki can eat poultry, but only if she pretends it was never alive.
It was lobster, you ponceytail!!!  :p

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At CommicCon, there's a sign outside the ladies' room which says, "Wait here to be escorted". I stood by it while Nikki took half an hour, but nothing. It's either somebody guiding you into the ladies' room, or a de facto dating service or convention-goers. Hrm.....

Speaking of which, what takes Nikki so long? Does she hold secret meetings in the bathroom?
Shhhhhhhh.......you'll give away our secrets in the ladies room!  How else do you think we control you men :wink:?

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Nikki bought an evil goblin cat. And a "Teddy Scare" (which she called a "Scare Bear" for some non-reason, until we found it) to go with it. I fear both may be as evil as I am.
Mwhahahaha!! And they're both cute :D!!!

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Nikki insists that she gave me a breadstick to hold as she went to the bathroom (again). I have no idea what she's talking about.
I DID!!! You ate my breadstick you breadstick thief you!!!!!!  :crazy:

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I misstated my favorite airline, and said, "South Park airline". It's not real, but it'd be a great mental image.
So, would Eric Cartman be the pilot?  :ninja:

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There's a rule among women that anything which is small is automatically cute, with arbitrary exceptions. It's bizarre. A half pint of bottled water is somehow 'cute', but rats aren't. Squirrels are, but raccoons aren't. And so on and so forth.
Right........and your point is.....?  :whistle:

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Gordon tried to hit the elevator button for the lobby, and only missed by three rows!
Yay!! Go Gordon :wink:!

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We're going to TGIF's on a Sunday. It feels so wrong.
Ooooooh, but the lovely drinks made it so right  :angel:.

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Conversation, roughly how it happened:
On leading a large group to TGIF
Rov: I have the address. I think I can find it from here. I'll lead.
Gordon: I've been there before.
Rov: Oh, you lead then.
Synystyr: How about I do it? I'm local. And it's one of my boss's favorite restaurants. I've been there dozens of times.
Rov: Oh... um, that will work too.
ROFL!!!!!!! That was great! :D

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"Vodka... vodka... everything has vodka in it!"
"That's a bad thing?"
Never!! Vodka is never a bad thing...ever!  :whistle: :wink:

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Our waiter is a marsupial. He stores straws in his pouch.

That drew scores of laughter I remember.  We must have had many drinks by then!! :D

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Has anybody ever seen a baby changing station that isn't "Koala Bear Care"? Anybody?
No!!

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I got Nikki's cherry. What took so long?

Now she's trying to poke me. What a night!

And now I got Rae's cherry too. Excellent...

I got two of Jid's cherries. And another one of Nikki's.
:devil:  Wow, you sure got lucky THAT night!   :devil:


#17 LaughingVulcan

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 02:35 AM

KRAD, on Aug 3 2004, 09:23 AM, said:

Jid, on Aug 3 2004, 09:34 AM, said:

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Seen on a shirt: "In Canada, it's a sport. In Mexico, it's a traditoin. In Japan, it's a religion. In Southern California, it's a joke.". I wasn't able to see what 'it' was. Any ideas?
I can't decide if they mean baseball, professional wrestling, or wondering when the government will balance the budget.
Given that all three SoCal baseball teams (Dodgers, Padres, Angels) are in the thick of their respective pennant races, I doubt it's baseball. Besides, right now baseball's more of a joke in Canada, sad to say....
Given what I know about all four locations, I'd have to say one of three choices:

1)  Making movies
2)  Government
3)  Sex

Maybe a poll is in order?  :devil:

Nahhh.......  :D

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#18 DWF

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 11:00 AM

LOL!! Great report, I hope we get you at Marcon one of these years. :D
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#19 Pip

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 03:01 PM

Javert Rovinski, on Aug 2 2004, 08:09 PM, said:

Now available: Checks with a "Lord of the Rings" theme. Because paying bills is just like being Frodo!
OMG!  I want them!  :D

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Windy: "Oh my god, they killed Lil!". Those bastards!

ya know, Jessie had some of the best quotes.  ;)

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Josh: I just laughed because everybody else was laughing.

Which happened alot over the course of the weekend.  :p~

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Sarah on Dominic: But I can't look at a picture of his without wanting to lick it

:devil:

Dommie.....MINE.  :wideeyed:

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Pippy-pooh! That is NOT leaving this room!-- Josh (still in this room!) My laptop is stuck like a vampire who's not invited.

Okay, now the heads are gonna roll, Rovvie dahling.  :ninjadeath:

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"If people start calling me pippy-pooh, I'm doing something horrible to you. I'll have to take a flight... but it'll he horrible. I'll think about what I'll do to you on the flight. I collect willies." Pippy-pooh

For the record, another of my nicknames is the Pipinator, and I do collect willies.  :p

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"Curse you Dvorak! And your g*dd*mn keyboard!". Jid

This made me laugh....hard.  Though I don't know exactly why...  ;)

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"If you like to work, what are you doing at a library?"-- SW

"Are we going to have a librarian catfight? That would kick ass!"-- Rov

Jessie and I have discovered that we have varying opinions on library work.  ;)  Course if I had to deal with some of the things she's had to, I'd hate library work too.  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jessie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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"I went down to the dealer's room to regain my sanity"-- Alex, on unlikely therapy

"She went into her Stargate happy place."-- Pip

Alex went to her Stargate happy place alot that weekend.  ;)

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Pip: "Canadians get the short end of the stick"
Jid: "We get more than that"
Josh: They get the long end too.
Jid: It just depends which way we're facing

I don't even REMEMBER this exchange.  :blink:

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"You have to pick either the crotch or the ass"-- Pip

Does it count when I steal quotes from 'Fight Club' ?  :)

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Michael Shanks is hanging on Pip's breast.

But....but.....he LIKED it there!   :p  Besides, he was easiest to stroke from there.  :devil:

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"You throw Joe at me, and I'm going to keep him."

Was this me or Nean?  We fought over Joe a lot over the weekend.  ;)

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Josh: "I won't do anything with this button. It's not f***able."
Pip: "I beg to differ"

Well, I do.  :p~  (PS...anything with a picture of Joe Flannigan on it is f***able.)  :devil:

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"Technically, everybody is f***able." Pip, ignoring the well-documented "Marilyn Manson/Carrot Top/Mickey Rooney" axis of exceptions

There are exceptions to every rule.  ;)

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Josh: "I want Adam Baldwin's ass"
Pip: "You can't have Adam's ass. That's my ass."

"Damn, my ass is hot"-- Pip, existing in the land between in and out of context

Adam's ass is MINE.  Along with Nate's and Sean's and Alan's.  :devil:

And ALL of my asses are HOT.  :hehe:

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Phone call:
Pip: "Pip's house of porn!"
Jid: "The pooh bear is trying to kill me, and the TV has been laughing at me"
Pip: "I can't help you, that's not a porn request"
Windy: "It can be"
Jid: "In that case, I want Debbie Does Dallas, Volumes 1-28"
Pip: "We don't carry those any more"
Jid: "And a bag of Cheetoh's"
Pip: "I'm hanging up now. Alex is coming to help with the pooh bear situation."

For the record, there are much better porns out there than the Debbie Does Dallas ones.  :p

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"What happens in San Diego, stays in SD, unless it's a Rov note"
"Which is almost everything"

Yes, cause, wasn't the Pippy-poo thing supposed to not leave the room?  ;)  :ninja:
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#20 bobdylanite

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 09:47 PM

Pip, on Aug 4 2004, 03:59 PM, said:

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"You throw Joe at me, and I'm going to keep him."

Was this me or Nean?  We fought over Joe a lot over the weekend.  ;)

I don't remember which one of us it was, but I wish someone would throw Joe at me!  :angel:  :devil:

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Josh: "I won't do anything with this button. It's not f***able."
Pip: "I beg to differ"

Well, I do.  :p~  (PS...anything with a picture of Joe Flannigan on it is f***able.)  :devil:


... Where's my Joe pin?...

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The fiends nail time bombs to the hands of the clocks
Call me any name you like, I will never deny it
Farewell Angelina, The sky is erupting
I must go where it's quiet.
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