After two days with no sleep, I have this all figured out.
It's an evil Republican conspiracy with God. I'm not saying I'm suspicious of the natural disasters themselves; it's just that I'm suspicious of the timing. Let's put together a few pieces:
FACT: Karl Rove is known for pulling 'dirty tricks'.
FACT: These so-called 'natural disasters' just HAPPEN to be occurring when an election is a few weeks away, and Bush wants attention diverted away from the Kerry campaign.
FACT: Florida and Washington are swing states, according to http://www.electoral-vote.com
FACT: These natural disasters destroy infrastructure and roads... including the roads leading to polling places
FACT: Evil conservatives with SUVs will still be able to get to polling places, despite the lack of roads.
FACT: Due to GEORGE BUSH slashing social security and forcing senior citizens to choose between eating cat food or getting Tylenol to treat their various cancers, most senior citizens have had to sell their cars to Halliburton for pennies on the dollar. Halliburton then turns around and uses those cars to run over the poor... a loyal democratic constituency..
FACT: Further, the aforementioned senior citizens will be unable to get to polling places because the routes will be impassible because they don't have a car.
CONCLUSION: These so-called 'natural disasters' are just a conservative ploy to suppress the democratic vote. Last year, right-wing thugs suppressed two hundred million votes in Florida alone. Will we let this happen again?
If you love America, write to George Bush at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC and ask him why he hates democracy.
Edited by Hotspur Rovinski, 27 September 2004 - 12:58 AM.
St. Louis must be destroyed!
Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease. THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.
"Congress . . . shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis[.]" ~1 U.S.C. § 1, selectively quoted for accuracy.