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#1 Monsters Cry Alone

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:13 AM

I found a new game for you all... I hope you like it :)  It goes like this:

the first person makes a wish. the next person grants the wish but with a condition that corrupts the wish. then that person posts their wish.. etc.

For example:
Person 1: i wish i was a bird.
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Person 2: granted! however... you're a penguin, so you can't fly, just waddle.

I wish I was tall
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Person 3:  Granted, but you're so tall that you can't fit through doorways.

I wish.......

and so on.... so anyone want to play???

I'll start

I wish I had long hair.

Edited by Claripup, 22 October 2004 - 11:15 AM.


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#2 ChicaFrom3

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:22 AM

Granted! But it's so long it weights your head down and you can't move.

I wish I could fly.
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#3 Monsters Cry Alone

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:36 AM

Granted, but you have poor sight so you fly into things.

I wish I could go to Disney World


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#4 hannahthewriter

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:38 AM

Granted, but Disney World is closed so you have to sit outside.

I wish I had a toasted cheese sandwich :D
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#5 Monsters Cry Alone

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:45 AM

Granted, but it also has chocolate sauce and anchovies in it :D

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#6 Harper's Cat

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:49 AM

:D  Granted.  Your picture is on the billboard in Times Square with your skirt caught up in your panties.
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#7 hannahthewriter

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:54 AM

Granted, but it has no engine.

I wish I had a toasted cheese sandwich with chocolate sauce and anchovies :D
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#8 Jid

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:59 AM

Granted, but it's been sitting on a radiator for 19 days.

I wish I had a motorcycle

#9 hannahthewriter

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:02 PM

Granted, but it's stolen and a big scary biker is coming for you

I wish I had a dog
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#10 EChatty

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:03 PM

Granted but it's a radio controlled toy :D

I wish my house would clean itself.


#11 Jid

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:05 PM

Granted, but your house will decide to clean itself through the miracle of fire.

I wish I had a real tail.

#12 hannahthewriter

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:15 PM

Granted, but it's only 0.000001 mm long

I wish I could write a book
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#13 Monsters Cry Alone

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:48 PM

Granted, but it's a book about the different shape of dust particals and no-one will ever read it!

I wish I could speak another language


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#14 Jid

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 01:02 PM

Granted, but you're the only one who understands Claripupian.

I wish, I wish I hadn't sat on that fish.

#15 Rhys

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 01:03 PM

Granted, but it's LISP.  (An obscure computer language, in which about half the code is parentheses!  It's not even used for much programming.)

I wish I could travel back in time and correct all the mistakes I've made.
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#16 hannahthewriter

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 01:43 PM

Granted, but you inadvertedly cause the collapse of time and space as we know it (cue REM song!)

I wish it wouldn't rain when we're in Scotland
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 01:54 PM

Granted, but it snows instead.

I wish I had a horse.

And Jid-That was just mean :p ;)

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#18 GenesisII

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 02:23 PM

Granted but it is a Breyer horse.

I wish I was a billionaire.

#19 Rov Judicata

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 03:01 PM

Granted, but you're a billionare in Canadian dollars. Which is worth $1,000 American. *runs*.

I wish I could my homework would do itself, at A-quality. ;).
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 03:06 PM

Done, but it's all about the PPD :p

I wish I had a cook and maid.

Edited by Chatterbox, 22 October 2004 - 03:06 PM.





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