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#21 Mary Rose

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 03:42 PM

Granted but they rob you blind.  


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#22 Jid

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 04:21 PM

Granted, but no one takes you seriously, because they think you're insane instead.

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 04:44 PM

Granted but they are all plastic.

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 07:55 PM

Granted but the enemies they are fighting attack and win and slaughter everyone.


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#25 Aurora335

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:13 PM

Granted, but your cholesterol would be through the roof.

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#26 Psyche

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:27 PM

Granted, but it breaks down the minute the warranty runs out.


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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:30 PM

Granted but your brain explodes from all that data.

I wish I was rich.
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#28 Aurora335

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:31 PM

Granted, but your friends will mooch away your fortune.

I wish I had a pet.

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#29 Psyche

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:31 PM

Granted, but suddenly the world reverts to the barter system because you have all the money.


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#30 Mary Rose

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:38 PM

Looks like I have two to do.

So.

Granted but it's rabid so needs to be put down.


Granted but they're defective so your hair is stuck on plaid.


I wish I was prettier.
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#31 Psyche

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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:39 PM

Hey I like plaid!

Granted but then all the guys in the world mob you and accidently trample you.


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#32 Caithness

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 12:26 AM

granted, but you've been fired.

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#33 hannahthewriter

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 04:15 AM

Granted, but it turns out the dodos were not actually extinct but just migrated and now we've killed them all off for real

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#34 Lauriena

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 05:50 AM

granted now you just have multiple choice test with questions you can't answer

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#35 Chakotay

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 06:40 AM

Granted.

But you're a mayfly and only live for one day.

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#36 hannahthewriter

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 06:44 AM

Granted, but a meteor crashes into the Earth and the only living being left is a schizoprenic pigeon that spends the rest of its life complimenting itself on its eyes and serving itself cups of Earl Grey Tea :wacko:

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#37 Chakotay

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 06:51 AM

Granted.

A virus mutates and wipes out and all life on earth right down to the single celled amoeba.....


I wish I had perfect pitch...
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#38 hannahthewriter

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 08:23 AM

Granted, but perfection in any way or form is impossible and your head explodes from its own brilliance

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#39 Mary Rose

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 09:17 AM

Granted but you get your blood sucked out by a vampire.

I wish Andromeda S1 were real.
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#40 hannahthewriter

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Posted 23 October 2004 - 09:34 AM

Granted, but Harper runs away to Hawaii and is never seen again :o  Dylan stops being a Captain and becomes a gambling addict, throwing away all of the Andromeda's funds in a game of poker, Beka becomes the next Miss World and spends the rest of he life being haunted by paparazzi and obsessed teenage boys. Tyr is arrested on 3827647 counts of GBH and 3394849 counts of murder and Trance gets married to a complete loser and has 10 children in 3 years :D

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