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[Mary Rose]

Granted but they rob you blind.  


I wish I was a genius.

[Jid]

Granted, but no one takes you seriously, because they think you're insane instead.

I wish I had a million M&Ms.

[GenesisII]

Granted but they are all plastic.

I wish Stargate Atlantis was real.

[Mary Rose]

Granted but the enemies they are fighting attack and win and slaughter everyone.


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted, however much I wanted and never gain any weight.

[Aurora335]

Granted, but your cholesterol would be through the roof.

I wish I had a new car.

[Psyche]

Granted, but it breaks down the minute the warranty runs out.


I wish I could have the internet hooked directly into my brain.

[Mary Rose]

Granted but your brain explodes from all that data.

I wish I was rich.

[Aurora335]

Granted, but your friends will mooch away your fortune.

I wish I had a pet.

Edited by Aurora335, 22 October 2004 - 11:32 PM.

[Psyche]

Granted, but suddenly the world reverts to the barter system because you have all the money.


I wish I had hair colour changing nanobots like Beka.

[Mary Rose]

Looks like I have two to do.

So.

Granted but it's rabid so needs to be put down.


Granted but they're defective so your hair is stuck on plaid.


I wish I was prettier.

[Psyche]

Hey I like plaid!

Granted but then all the guys in the world mob you and accidently trample you.


I wish I didn't have to work on Saturday all the time.

Edited by Psyche, 22 October 2004 - 11:40 PM.

[Caithness]

granted, but you've been fired.

i wish we'd hurry up and colonize mars

[hannahthewriter]

Granted, but it turns out the dodos were not actually extinct but just migrated and now we've killed them all off for real

I wish I didn't have so many essays to write

[Lauriena]

granted now you just have multiple choice test with questions you can't answer

I wish to be able to fly

[Chakotay]

Granted.

But you're a mayfly and only live for one day.

I wish everyone on earth would be nice to each other

[hannahthewriter]

Granted, but a meteor crashes into the Earth and the only living being left is a schizoprenic pigeon that spends the rest of its life complimenting itself on its eyes and serving itself cups of Earl Grey Tea

I wish for world peace

[Chakotay]

Granted.

A virus mutates and wipes out and all life on earth right down to the single celled amoeba.....


I wish I had perfect pitch...

[hannahthewriter]

Granted, but perfection in any way or form is impossible and your head explodes from its own brilliance

I wish Buffy was real

[Mary Rose]

Granted but you get your blood sucked out by a vampire.

I wish Andromeda S1 were real.

[hannahthewriter]

Granted, but Harper runs away to Hawaii and is never seen again   Dylan stops being a Captain and becomes a gambling addict, throwing away all of the Andromeda's funds in a game of poker, Beka becomes the next Miss World and spends the rest of he life being haunted by paparazzi and obsessed teenage boys. Tyr is arrested on 3827647 counts of GBH and 3394849 counts of murder and Trance gets married to a complete loser and has 10 children in 3 years

I wish GMW lived next door to me