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#1 Neroon

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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:19 AM

CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

(thanks to ymf77 for posting this at another board)
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#2 Rov Judicata

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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:22 AM


Thanks Neroon :lol:
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#3 Lina


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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:23 AM

:blink: LMAO :blink:


#4 Jid


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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:38 AM


Thanks for that Neroon
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#5 GiGi


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Posted 31 March 2003 - 01:39 AM

Hee hee, thanks I needed that!
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 03:35 AM

Neroon, on Mar 30 2003, 10:10 PM, said:

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
I knew Anarch was running around Iraq!   :p
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#7 DWF


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Posted 31 March 2003 - 05:38 AM

LOL!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol: @ Neroon & CJ. :lol:  :lol:  :eek:
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#8 Kaimia


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Posted 31 March 2003 - 05:43 AM

LOL!  :D

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Posted 31 March 2003 - 05:55 AM


ROFL   :wideeyed:
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#10 Nikki Peppermint

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Posted 31 March 2003 - 06:11 AM

Monique giggles That WAS funny!!!! :D

Edited by Monique Peppermint, 31 March 2003 - 06:14 AM.

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Posted 31 March 2003 - 12:50 PM

ROFL - thanks for that Neroon :D :D

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Posted 01 April 2003 - 10:27 AM

LOL! Beware of the calculator, tool of evil :p
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#13 MichaelHinman



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Posted 01 April 2003 - 10:05 PM

LOL!! And back to the top of the heap this thread goes ...
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