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#1 Appreciate

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:18 PM

Shamba,

Somehow this seemed to get posted twice, once only partly done.

I deleted the one that wasn't all the way through...Please let me know if that was the wrong thing to do.

Kathy :)

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To the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main..."
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#2 shambalayogi

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:14 PM

I liked this joke so well I had to share it:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.


He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."  Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,


"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."


"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.


God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"


God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."


The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line.


The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they're going to be well-liked as they travel the world.  They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."


Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed.  "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"


God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

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#3 ElJay

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:22 PM

Cute joke, but what a terrible thing to say about the Siberians! :p
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#4 shambalayogi

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:23 PM

Sorry for the mistake and thanks for fixing it, Appreciate.
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#5 Rov Judicata

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:24 PM

ROFL. :D.

Yeah, stick it to the Siberians! ;)

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#6 Appreciate

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:24 PM

(((((((((shamba))))))))))

Absolutely no apology necessary!  It's what I do :)

Kathy

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To the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main..."
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#7 GuySmiley

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 01:28 PM

LOL  :laugh:  :angel:
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#8 Aurelius

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 02:03 PM

Ahh an oldie but goodie...and can be applied to most countries :D

Thanks Shamba

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#9 StarGazer

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 06:30 PM

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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#10 Lina

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 07:07 PM

:laugh:  :laugh:

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Yeah, stick it to the Siberians!
*Lina suddenly remembers that Siberia is the part of Russia*

:D Shall I find some other country to stick to? :D

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#11 Sollek

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 07:26 PM

That's a good one. :D

Austria always uses it against Germany. (And the other way round.)


#12 CJ AEGIS

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 08:15 PM

Lina, on Feb. 05 2003,00:07, said:

:D Shall I find some other country to stick to? :D
WhispherInvade them...  We'll split them between the US and Russia. end whispher :D
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#13 eryn

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Posted 04 February 2003 - 08:27 PM

CJ AEGIS, on Feb. 05 2003,06:15, said:

Lina, on Feb. 05 2003,00:07, said:

:D Shall I find some other country to stick to? :D
WhispherInvade them...  We'll split them between the US and Russia. end whispher :D
... :glare: ;)

*Ahem* Anyway, :laugh:  :D  :p

Great joke Shamba. :)

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Posted 05 February 2003 - 03:26 AM

snicker

ok, that one goes in storage for a few friends of mine

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