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Medicine Male Pregnancy Hoax 2005

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#1 White Tiger

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:19 AM

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:57 AM

There are several reasons I don't believe this

For one, the EKG is too constant...it's just a single normal sinus on loop.  There also wouldn't be a "live" ultrasound at all times...there simply wouldn't be a nurse sitting next to him with the sensor 24/7.  This is aside the fact that men don't have a uterus for the child to grow in, and inducing an ectopic pregnancy in anyone is the sort of thing that would get the funding pulled for whatever research immediatly.  It's simply too dangerous, aside from the fact that any fetus would die within the first few months of pregnancy at best.

So basically this thing is a hoax.  A well made hoax, but a hoax no the less.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:01 PM

here are a few sites that also support my initial beliefs

http://forums.unfict...pic.php?p=33631

http://faculty.gouch...ity_testing.htm
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#4 White Tiger

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:49 AM

LOL! Thank god...it was a bit to weid for me
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#5 Nonny

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:47 PM

POP! The first male pregnancy!?  Too funny!  :hehe:

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 11:05 PM

Wow!

this is...um.... odd... :p
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 11:06 PM

It's fake. You can tell by the fact that it's been up for years.
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#8 sierraleone

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 09:19 AM

^ yeah that too :D I remember coming across this six mths ago or more. How long are they going to leave the kid in there? ;) :hehe:
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#9 Nonny

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 09:26 AM

A female cabbie in, I think, Boston, once stated that if men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.  :angel:

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:46 AM

^ I've read that one, Nonny, long ago -- but it wasn't attributed to a Boston cabbie. So maybe it's something that various women decide in their lives. :wideeyed:
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#11 Nonny

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 12:34 PM

Norville, on May 3 2005, 08:46 AM, said:

^ I've read that one, Nonny, long ago -- but it wasn't attributed to a Boston cabbie. So maybe it's something that various women decide in their lives. :wideeyed:

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Yeah, it was a while ago, and it's been attributed to Florynce Kennedy, but she said she was sharing a cab with another woman, they were discussing abortion, and the Irish Catholic female cabbie said that to them.  At least that's the way I heard it.  :)  

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#12 eloisel

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 08:57 PM

Oh, if men could give birth to babies it would become a contest - who gave birth to the biggest, to the most, first, while hanging from a mountain top, while dodging an ocean full of sharks, carried it the longest ... and then they'd go home and be pitiful to their wives - just whine and eat and whine and watch TV.  For certain, though, healthcare for pregnant persons would improve immensely and a year or two paternity leave would be a given.  Regardless of who gave birth, though, guess who would be changing the diapers?

#13 Nonny

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 09:11 AM

^ :lol:  Got that right!  :hehe:

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