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#1 DWF

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 08:57 PM

http://www.fema.gov/kids/

Maybe they should've read their website.  :eek2:
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#2 FnlPrblm

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 01:43 AM

um...I don't get it.  What's wrong?
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#3 Zwolf

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 08:36 AM

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be FEMAites.

This is the part that worried me...  


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Welcome to FEMA for Kids! I'm Herman, the spokescrab for the site.

A spokescrab?

I'm scared to even go look at the Department of Health and Human Services webpage now.  I'm scared I'll see some cartoon spirokeet saying, "Hello, I'm Phyllis the Spokes-Clap Bacteria, reminding you kids to always wear your raincoat!"

Herman the Spokescrab, and his ol' pal Brownie the spokescrap.  Amazing.

Cheers,

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#4 Anakam

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 09:46 AM

Is it 'Chertoff' or 'Chertof'?  I tend to get a little freaked out when the spelling can't even stay consistent.  (See 'About'.)

Also, I wonder what the 22 different agencies that were brought into Homeland Security were?  Huh.  Maybe they accidentally put part of the Dept of Education and the loan/grant programs in there too?  :devil:  *rimshot*  

(Sorry, sorry.... cynical mood right now.)
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