Straight people say they have been taunted as "breeders."
Well... aren't we? Everybody I know is the product of straight people breeding! Or at least they were straight at the time. There could be some test-tube babies in the batch that I'm not aware of, but, yup, for the most part, breeders are straights.
Luckily, though, not all straights are breeders. There's too damn many people around as it is.
One woman who signed a petition against gay marriage says she was berated as a bigot by a gay man,
Did the shoe fit, though? How'd the gay man know she'd signed the petition? Was she bragging on it or something? Doth milady protesteth too much, mayhap?
and another complained that dog feces were left next to her car.
Okay, now this one really has me confuzzled. The sh*t's next to
her car, and she's assuming this means she's being oppressed? If I find doggie do next to
my car, I assume that a dog was wandering by and chose that place to take a dump. Now, if I found dog crap on
my car, I might assume differently. Dog crap on
your car means only three things: (1) Somebody's being hateful to you. (2) A circus dog was wandering by and had a call of nature (because circus dogs so a lot of jumping on things, y'see), or (3) Snoopy was up in his Sopwith Camel, dog-fighting the Red Baron, and got the crap scared out of him by the Red Baron's sudden Immelmen turn-and-strafe. If you believe this happened, then you look from the crap on your car to the sky, shake your fist, and scream, "Curse you, Red Baron!" Followed by a frozen pizza boycott.
And what kind of chickens**t prankster would put dog crap next to
their victim's car? That's like, "Man, I hate that guy... I'm gonna key the curb he's parked next to! That'll teach him!" Finding crap next to
your car and assuming some mean ol' hater was trying to victimize you is hardly a logical or even sane reaction...