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Florida 2003

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#1 Rov Judicata

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 04:52 AM

http://www.local6.co...603-060640.html

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-- A police officer arriving at a bachelorette party because of a noise complaint was mistaken as the entertainment.
The partygoers thought Gainesville Police Officer Jamie Hope was the stripper, and they didn't realize he was legitimate until he drove away with the bride-to-be in handcuffs.

"They didn't go so far as to try and grab him," Gainesville Police Sgt. Keith Kameg said.

But they were wondering when the show would start.

"When he was taking her to his car, everyone thought he was the stripper and everyone said, 'OK, the warning has gone far enough. Are you going to start stripping?'" Kameg said.

The 30-year-old Hope, a married, six-year veteran of the force, was dispatched to the party early Sunday because of a noise complaint.

He issued a noise warning, and as part of procedure, he also ran a warrants check on the bride-to-be. That's when he found that the 24-year-old woman had an outstanding warrant for a violation of probation involving an almost 2-year-old open-container citation.

Court records show she had failed to pay $11 in connection with the citation, resulting in the probation violation and a warrant. The woman's bond set Sunday at $11, and she was released.

"He had to make an arrest," Kameg said. "We have to do that by law."

Said Hope: "I told her about the open container. Her friends, they were saying, 'I'm sure he's joking.' I guess she was waiting for somebody to tell her the joke was over. I don't think it hit home until we were actually in the car."

St. Louis must be destroyed!

Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease.  THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.

"Congress . . . shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis[.]" ~1 U.S.C. § 1, selectively quoted for accuracy.

#2 Rhea

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 05:38 AM

ROTFLMAO! Thank the Divine they didn't actually um...grab him. :p :p
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#3 Jid

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 06:15 AM

You know, you'd think people would realize that a stripper wouldn't use words like "I'm giving you a warning for violating a noise ordinance," and then hand them a ticket for it.

I mean, come on.....

Oh well ;)
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#4 Rov Judicata

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 06:16 AM

^

Next time I hear a loud party and feminine laughter, I'm going to dress up as a cop and head on over.

I could get lucky! ;).
St. Louis must be destroyed!

Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease.  THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.

"Congress . . . shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis[.]" ~1 U.S.C. § 1, selectively quoted for accuracy.

#5 Jid

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 06:22 AM

^ Better make sure you don't hear any masculine laughter too, first ;)


And if there isn't any, go for it ;)

Or else call me up, so I can ;)
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#6 Techfreak Ziana

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 11:40 AM

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#7 CJ AEGIS

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 12:06 PM

I really feel sorry for this officer…  imagine how his buddies must be picking on him. :lol:
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