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#1 Rov Judicata

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:00 PM

Volume IV.

Looking over my notes, these are near incoherent. Yeep. Let's do this anyway...

Bob and I have this great idea for a horror flick. "The PNB Within". It's about a pixie matriarch who starts feeling strange. You can guess the rest...

Peanut M&M's: "Tons of chocolate candy searching for a mouth!". It was tons we wouldn't be able to lift it, you LYING BASTARDS!!!

We're also duly warned that peanut M&M's may contain peanuts.

Dan is going to have her thong signed. Ye gods...

Smited, smat, smitten, smoted? You decide!

Nean is not purple, but gold! Look at the toe nail polish!

We received a letter from the MWS. "You may already be a dinner..."

Dan and Krad: "I'm a DROM optimist..." "You're the one!"

At last, we had victory over foot cream!

Getting Lil out of bed was a formidiable challenge. We managed.

Farscape and Breast Sweat: The untold story.

There's a purple polar bear on CNN! Nikki is EVERYWHERE!

"If I can't find them, I'll have to CHAAAAAAAAANGE!"-- Nikki, bemoaning fate behind a bathroom door. She found them. They were behind her.

"Little robots in your pants!"-- CNN. Nikki: Make of that what you will.

"I would never have my last name on my badge!"-- Monique, unaware that her last name was on her badge

What we need are sentient ice cubes.

"It's like porn but with Kung-Fu instead of sex!"-- Best advertising slogan ever.

Some guy in a weird costume said I was evil. Until Lil intervened. But damn, that guy is good....

THE TOMATOES ARE ATTACKING!!!

WE SAW JESUS!!!!!!!!!

Anime previews are so delightfully random.

Rhys, Nikki, and I hatched a plan for a massive psych experiment: At a convention, put a hundred people in line. If anybody asks any of the line-standers what the line is about, they'll be evasive. The line will move extremely slowly. The goal will be to get as many other people to stand in line as possible.

JMS says Crusade is dead. :cry:

JMS didn't have "Jeremiah" stuff. The studio doesn't love Jeremiah enough. :upside:

"How do you maintain the integrity of your scripts?" "It's never easy"-- Some random fan and JMS

JMS says: "Luke Perry's Executive Producer credit means... his agent wanted him to have an executive producer credit. He has no creative control.". Can we get that for Sorbo?:

"Life is too short to work for MGM"-- JMS

I asked JMS four or so questions. When I got in light to get an autographed "Sleeping in Light", he 'stole' my notepad and put it in his shirt pocket. I got it back, but it was a great moment. ;).

The actress behind Na'Toth also just happened to come over to say hello to JMS while I was there :D

Seeing Nean purchase an XL shirt is highly entertaining.

Nean asked why I didn't put my cell phone on vibrate with all the noise in the con. I told her that it hit a bit too close to home for me to do so. Nean apparently puts her phone on vibrate for the same reason. :o.

Nean called my cell phone to test it. Thanks to the miracle of address books, my cell phone informed that I was quite literally getting a call from "Purple"

Nean has no sense of direction. This is one of the few things that points to her NOT being purple.

We saw dan's underwear! :ninja:

Our bus driver is road raging. Help us...

At a restaurant of 25. We need carrier pigeons to talk to each other. Short-wave radio was deemed too expensive.

G found Lil's mini-me. She's adorable.

Never throw away an open box. They can hold anything.

A piece of garlic bread can be cut in half 32 times.

Godeskian is failing to receive my telepathic signals! Bastard!

Lil. Pants. Ash. Surely by now you know the rest... ;)

LIL NAMED THE EPISODE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED! LYNCH HER!

Ash says bob isn't purple. Jill disagrees.

Group grape!

There's something in here equating GMW with Wilt Chamberlain. I have *no* idea.

"Some people don't want to be Joan Crawford..."
"Nobody wants to be Joan Crawford!"
"Not even Joan Crawford!"

The PNB is eternally grateful that Lil has introduced her to sea breezes...

"Too bad I don't have... bones!"-- Bob, out of context

The PNB and the matriarch had a tail/spur fight. The tail won!

"There are nitwits in any fandom. Voyager just has more of them!"--

"Once again, incompetence clouds cluelesness..."-- I didn't write down what it refers to, but it's a great quote.

Lil has become Drew, and Gode has become Lil! Freaky...

"Understanding is a three-edged sword. No it's not. It's a corkscrew. No, it's a nail file."

Wouldn't it be great to John Burke drunk off of his ass?

"I'll regret it more if I don't than if I do!"-- Josh, out of context

"Carbonyte Tryanicine Syrup"-- <-- Dr. Peper

"Sheep wine!"

"You don't want to know how many drinks!"-- Josh

"Pleasantly merry"-- British slang for tipsy

"Sign her ass!"-- Krad

"I'll help you stretch it!"-- Lil

"Tapping with intent to smite". It's a crime!

Josh thinks he's Lil. It's fun!

"I'm feeling uninhibited... I like your book!"-- Lil has very strange inhibitions.

The PNB is a chair thief. Pixieania's ways are not our ways.

"It's so blurry I can't see what she's doing!"

"I've met Kevin Sorbo... you're not Kevin Sorbo!"

Lil maintains her chest is too big and shirt too small. I have no idea why or how this came up :o.

"It was boring! And when it wasn't boring, it was gross!"-- Lil. On Josh nuptials?

"Rat-bastard... it's picklish, fool!"

"I'm dug by a purple chick!"-- Lil, citing Burke's motto

"Moving furniture is the problem. Apathy is the solution."-- Rov

"With those pockets, you look like an amazon"-- KRAD to Josh

"Don't you dare write that down!"-- Josh
St. Louis must be destroyed!

Me: "I have a job and five credit cards and am looking into signing a two year lease.  THAT MAKES ME OLD."
Josh: "I don't have a job, I have ONE credit card, I'm stuck in a lease and I'm 28! My mom's basement IS ONE BAD DECISION AWAY!"
~~ Josh, winning the argument.

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#2 Josh

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:09 PM

LMAO! Okay, one at a time. ;)

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"I'll regret it more if I don't than if I do!"-- Josh, out of context

I don't entirely remember the context here but I think it had to do with the drinking. ;)

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"You don't want to know how many drinks!"-- Josh

No. No, you don't. ;)

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Josh thinks he's Lil. It's fun!

I don't remember that. ;)

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"With those pockets, you look like an amazon"-- KRAD to Josh

LOL! My shorts didn't have pockets in them, okay? :p I needed to put everything in my shirt for a reason. ;)

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"Don't you dare write that down!"-- Josh

*glares at Rov*

Edited by Josh, 29 July 2003 - 12:09 PM.

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#3 Bad Wolf

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:10 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"It was boring! And when it wasn't boring, it was gross!"-- Lil. On Josh nuptials?

Lil on "Minority Report".  Blah.

And I only said the name of the ep that shall not be named because someone asked me why I was smiting the hell out of......I think it was Joshie but it may have been Jid and I had to explain that *they* said the name!

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Lil has become Drew, and Gode has become Lil! Freaky...

Yup!  :eek:

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:11 PM

^

That was me. Friday night, you were literally kicking my ass just for mentioning "And Your Heart Will Fly Away."

;) ;) ;)
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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:13 PM

LOL Rov!  Rov notes are always my favorite thing to read about any con... :)

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Bob and I have this great idea for a horror flick. "The PNB Within". It's about a pixie matriarch who starts feeling strange. You can guess the rest...

I've seen this one.  The Pooh Bear did it.

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Farscape and Breast Sweat: The untold story.

Let's keep it that way, hmm?

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What we need are sentient ice cubes.

But their little screams as they melt are so depressing...  :Oo:

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Nean has no sense of direction. This is one of the few things that points to her NOT being purple.

Practically the first thing she ever said to me, on the way to the suite at Tulsa: "Nean directions... not good."

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Wouldn't it be great to John Burke drunk off of his ass?

Never.  Gonna.  Happen.   :hehe:

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"I'm dug by a purple chick!"-- Lil, citing Burke's motto

The actual Burke motto will forever be "Fluffy"...

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#6 Bad Wolf

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:15 PM

Josh, on Jul 28 2003, 06:01 PM, said:

^

That was me. Friday night, you were literally kicking my ass just for mentioning "And Your Heart Will Fly Away."

;) ;) ;)
****SMITE****

But no, the incident Rovvie's referring to happened at the Italian place on Saturday and I don't remember if by that time you were sitting next to me or not.

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:16 PM

^

Lil, we were practically next to each other during dinner. Or right across from each other, at least. I was sitting right next to Ash. ;)
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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:18 PM

And wasn't I the one who made the horrifying implication of John drunk? ;)

I can't remember now. Saturday night hazy. ;)
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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:18 PM

^

Yeah that's what I thought, that you were across from me.

The incident arose out of the person next to me saying the name of the ep.

so maybe it was Jid.

Oh wait.  It may very well have been Gode!

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 12:23 PM

An admission from Chat: (posted with permission)

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<Javert_Rovinski> Lil: Re the incident with "Heart"... that was me

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!

FOUL PURPLE SCOUNDREL!!!!!!!!!
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#11 Nikki Peppermint

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 01:00 PM

ROFL laughing so hard I can barely type  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:


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Dan is going to have her thong signed. Ye gods...

The scary part is...she DID!! ;)

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Smited, smat, smitten, smoted? You decide!

Smited ;) :D

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At last, we had victory over foot cream!

We did?? :o  :eek2:

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There's a purple polar bear on CNN! Nikki is EVERYWHERE!

I am slowly taking over, starting with the white animals!!  :ninja:

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"If I can't find them, I'll have to CHAAAAAAAAANGE!"-- Nikki, bemoaning fate behind a bathroom door. She found them. They were behind her.

Well, it would have necessitated choosing a whole new outfit :p ;)!

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"Little robots in your pants!"-- CNN. Nikki: Make of that what you will.

:angel:

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"I would never have my last name on my badge!"-- Monique, unaware that her last name was on her badge

Yes, well....I didn't realize the Comic-Con badge *had* my last name....my ExIsle one did not ;)!!!!!!  Why do they need my last name anyway? ;)

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Some guy in a weird costume said I was evil. Until Lil intervened. But damn, that guy is good....

LOL!!! And he was right.......I did think he was going to challenge you to a duel, tho, Rov. ;)

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THE TOMATOES ARE ATTACKING!!!

And Kath had to go get TWO of them!! She needed two of everything!

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WE SAW JESUS!!!!!!!!!

Enjoying the dealers' room...yep.  He was quite the Comic-Con fan :D.

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Rhys, Nikki, and I hatched a plan for a massive psych experiment: At a convention, put a hundred people in line. If anybody asks any of the line-standers what the line is about, they'll be evasive. The line will move extremely slowly. The goal will be to get as many other people to stand in line as possible.

It was mostly Rhys and Rov.....I just laughed ;)!! Really!  :hehe:

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Nean asked why I didn't put my cell phone on vibrate with all the noise in the con. I told her that it hit a bit too close to home for me to do so. Nean apparently puts her phone on vibrate for the same reason. :o.

Um...I'm afraid to visualize this one!  :eek2:

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Nean has no sense of direction. This is one of the few things that points to her NOT being purple.

Actually I have no sense of direction either....so I think this points to her being purple ;)  :angel:.

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Group grape!

Bad Nikki read this as group "grope"......and that DID not happen!!!!!!

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The PNB is eternally grateful that Lil has introduced her to sea breezes...

Bows to Lil and offers up a cranberry bush!

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The PNB and the matriarch had a tail/spur fight. The tail won!

ROFL!!!!!!! ;)

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"I'll regret it more if I don't than if I do!"-- Josh, out of context

I'm sure this had something to do with drinking ;)!  Not that Josh nor I drank much!

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The PNB is a chair thief. Pixieania's ways are not our ways.

We had a need.  I saw a solution.  I acted on it ;)!

Edited by Nikki Peppermint, 29 July 2003 - 01:35 PM.


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Posted 29 July 2003 - 01:21 PM

Just say "NO" to sentient ice cubes!  I chew ice!  Oh, the cubemanity!!!  ;)

A drunken Burke might prove amusing, yes.  Since he says it will never happen, we must start plotting soon.  (Can you spike water?)  ;)

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Posted 29 July 2003 - 06:11 PM

I saw Jesus too.  Both in the convention and at a Greyhound station in Los Angelos.  He sure gets around :D

It was kind of funny to see two Hobbits and a Klingon waiting in line at a Mrs. Fields Cookies snack stand.  Had to be there to appreciate that I guess :)

Buca De Bepis was under our control, bwahahahaha! :D  Well, okay not really...
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Posted 29 July 2003 - 06:16 PM

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I'm sure this had something to do with drinking ;)!  Not that Josh nor I drank much!

Oh, of course not! ;)
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Posted 29 July 2003 - 10:44 PM

Nikki Peppermint, on Jul 28 2003, 08:50 PM, said:

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Group grape!

Bad Nikki read this as group "grope"......and that DID not happen!!!!!!

Are you absolutely sure??? :D  :lol:  :p  ;)

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Posted 30 July 2003 - 04:06 AM

LTA, on Jul 29 2003, 04:34 AM, said:

Nikki Peppermint, on Jul 28 2003, 08:50 PM, said:

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Group grape!

Bad Nikki read this as group "grope"......and that DID not happen!!!!!!

Are you absolutely sure??? :D  :lol:  :p  ;)
Ummmm  :eek2: , pretty sure.......oh, now I have to think back ;)!!


A Karas! It so WAS under our control ;)!  And LOL at the Klingon and Hobbits waiting for cookies....yep, only at Comic-Con, huh? :D!!

Josh, that's our story and we're sticking to it......right?? ;)!!


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Posted 30 July 2003 - 05:04 AM

:eek:

I think I'm going to faint out of laughter.
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Posted 30 July 2003 - 05:04 AM

Nikki Peppermint, on Jul 29 2003, 01:50 AM, said:

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Dan is going to have her thong signed. Ye gods...

The scary part is...she DID!! ;)
The really scary part....

There are pictures of it on the official site

-Dan

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It will not last the night;
But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends --
It gives a lovely light."
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Posted 30 July 2003 - 08:01 AM

FlatlandDan, on Jul 29 2003, 10:54 AM, said:

Nikki Peppermint, on Jul 29 2003, 01:50 AM, said:

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Dan is going to have her thong signed. Ye gods...

The scary part is...she DID!! ;)
The really scary part....

There are pictures of it on the official site

-Dan

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We saw ;)  :eek2:!!  You scare me........well, you scare me MORE now ;)!


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