Turned 70 on March 10th! SEVENTY!!! Born in 1940. And he can still kill people by just staring at them. Actually, Chuch died years ago, death is just too afraid to tell him. Or maybe it's because Chuck doesn't age because he killed time?
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 10:55 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:01 AM
Wow. 70? 
Edited by NeuralClone, 13 March 2010 - 11:01 AM.
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Bad Wolf
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:05 AM
That's just wrong.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 03:19 PM
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Wasn't there a rumour that he lied about his age to get into the military? [saying he was older than he was] or am I just imagining that?
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:01 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.
OMG, dude that's hysterical. My mom's maiden name is Norris. No relation I don't think but he's always been Cousin Chucky.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:59 PM
Rhys, on Mar 13 2010, 04:55 PM, said:
Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.
Ya...I died reading that one
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Posted 14 March 2010 - 05:20 AM
White Tiger, on Mar 13 2010, 05:59 PM, said:
Rhys, on Mar 13 2010, 04:55 PM, said:
Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.
Ya...I died reading that one
And Chuck Norris brought you back to life!
When Chuck Norris went to a McDonalds to order a Whopper, they gave him one.
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Edited by Captain Jack, 14 March 2010 - 05:21 AM.
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Bad Wolf
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Posted 14 March 2010 - 09:06 PM
Try this one:
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 07:25 AM
No matter how long ago you quit WoW, Barrens chat still finds you.
Edited by T_H_Phoenix, 16 March 2010 - 07:26 AM.
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 02:11 PM
Chuck Norris rarely uses a gun, because *his* gun doesn't fire Bullets -- it fires Steve McQueen as Bullitt.
LoP once let Chuck Norris drive his Mustang.
LoP once let Chuck Norris drive his Mustang.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:19 AM
Chuck Norris wins arguments on the Internet.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 02:40 PM
*snerk* Okay, now I'm impressed. 
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 03:10 PM
Well crap...looks like embedding has been disabled...
Edited by RommieSG, 26 November 2011 - 03:10 PM.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 03:48 PM
^ Ya. I don't know what's going on with embedding. This is straight from youtube.
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