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#1 Captain Jack

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:36 AM

Turned 70 on March 10th!  SEVENTY!!!  Born in 1940.  And he can still kill people by just staring at them.  Actually, Chuch died years ago, death is just too afraid to tell him.  Or maybe it's because Chuck doesn't age because he killed time?
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#2 Rhys

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 10:55 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70.  70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:01 AM

Wow. 70? :o

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#4 Bad Wolf

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:05 AM

That's just wrong.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 03:19 PM

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Wasn't there a rumour that he lied about his age to get into the military? [saying he was older than he was] or am I just imagining that?


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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:01 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.

OMG, dude that's hysterical.  My mom's maiden name is Norris.  No relation I don't think but he's always been Cousin Chucky.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:59 PM

View PostRhys, on Mar 13 2010, 04:55 PM, said:

Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70.  70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.

Ya...I died reading that one
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#8 Captain Jack

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 05:20 AM

View PostWhite Tiger, on Mar 13 2010, 05:59 PM, said:

View PostRhys, on Mar 13 2010, 04:55 PM, said:

Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70.  70 becomes The Year of Chuck Norris.

Ya...I died reading that one

And Chuck Norris brought you back to life! ;)

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#9 Orpheus

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 10:34 AM

C'mon, man, when it comes to Chucks, you know it's not about C. N., it's all about C. N. R.

#10 Captain Jack

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 06:29 PM

View PostOrpheus, on Mar 14 2010, 08:34 AM, said:

C'mon, man, when it comes to Chucks, you know it's not about C. N., it's all about C. N. R.

I love that video.  Weird Al rocks.

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#11 Bad Wolf

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 09:06 PM

Try this one:


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Posted 16 March 2010 - 07:25 AM

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 12:19 PM

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#14 Orpheus

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 02:11 PM

Chuck Norris rarely uses a gun, because *his* gun doesn't fire Bullets -- it fires Steve McQueen as Bullitt.

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 03:14 PM

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 07:35 AM

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#17 Orpheus

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:19 AM

Chuck Norris wins arguments on the Internet.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 02:40 PM

*snerk*  Okay, now I'm impressed.    :howling:
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 03:10 PM



Well crap...looks like embedding has been disabled...

Edited by RommieSG, 26 November 2011 - 03:10 PM.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 03:48 PM

^ Ya.  I don't know what's going on with embedding.  This is straight from youtube.






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