Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:05 PM
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once fornicated with a farm tractor. The primordial ooze that seeped from the block created the being we know today as Optimus Prime.
To answer the question of "If God is all powerful, can he create a object that not even he can move?" The result was Chuck Norris.
The pyramids were actually built in 1950 by ten year old Chuck Norris after his mother confiscated his Legos for building a nuclear reactor with them.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump he stares at gravity and it changes direction.
Edited by M.E., 30 July 2012 - 04:05 PM.
Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:55 AM
Sometimes. I probably wouldn't if they gave out prizes.
So what's your story? Do you ever get tired of winning?
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