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#1 M.E.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 11:02 AM

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 11:47 AM

ROFLMAO!!  :howling: :howling: I love it!  :lol:

There was another Dr Seuss Star Trek bit, from several years ago.  I'll have go dig it up!  :hehe:

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"A song is like a picture of a bird in flight; the bird was moving before the picture was taken, and no doubt continued after."   - Pete Seeger

Pete Seeger's life was a picture of an idea in flight, and the idea will continue long after.  As long as there are people with goodness and courage in their hearts, the idea will continue forever.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 11:59 AM

:howling:   Good one!   :D
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 12:05 PM

ROFLMAO!!

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 04:08 PM

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Does the Board know something about Kirk/Kirok's shenanigans that I don't?

I shall not keep it in my pants
I shall not, will not, maybe can't
I've pioneered so many strange worlds
In my quest for Martian Slave Girls.

Though Sixties bigots raised a furor
I kissed that comely lass Uhura
Where MLK had but a dream,
Why I had coffee with some cream

Where others only wished they might
I've been in Batgirl's oh-so-tights
"It's Not Easy Being Green" and stuff
I but find Greens easy enough


#6 D.Rabbit

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 08:23 PM

My Dr. Seussian is wanting but I had fun just the same.

Could he, should he, would he, keep it in his pants?
"It's diplomatic relations," the chorus sweety chants.
He travels near and he travels far
From asteroid to brown dwarf stars.
Populating planets, producing perverted transplants!

They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere.
Green gals with steamy glares, Captain Kirk they want to snare.
He tongue wrestled his way across the Milk Way.
Some day he will have to stop, be made to pay.
For all his paternity, all his heirs, he doesn't have a single prayer.
7 verses I know you're there behind the veil.

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 12:38 AM

A fairer role model, why, you'll never find
I'm uniform-, species- and race- colorblind.
But I am NOT blind to ship or to duty
or any odd kind of alien beauty.

Why, McCoy's secret diary just may report a
unpublished exam of some pregnant Horta
"Dammit, Jim, I'm not an abortionist!"
But who would believe that I was a Horta-nist?

But paternity? Please! That's no biggie, honey.
Where I come from, why, we're phasing out money.
You'll find that your legalese carries scant urgency.
to star-faring satyrs who don't value currency.

-- Orpheus "Wait! Why am I writing this in the first person?"

Edited by Orpheus, 12 December 2011 - 12:45 AM.


#8 M.E.

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 12:48 PM

:whistle:

Edited by michael elizabeth, 12 December 2011 - 01:34 PM.


#9 D.Rabbit

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 07:29 PM

View Postmichael elizabeth, on 12 December 2011 - 12:48 PM, said:

:whistle:
:whistle: :blink:

#10 D.Rabbit

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 08:05 PM

On second thought.

It's not your currency that is of urgency,
We are mercenaries from galactic agencies.
Your progeny outnumbers Orion's population,
The obvious results when your keen on copulation.

The agencies are united, a front for megalomaniacal rule.
Captain your resources or in the dungeon you will drool.
Or perhaps lose your man hood in some freaky, "accident!"
Your attention we demand, we are seriously adamant.

The Horta-Kirks are all ready to mine the ore of war.
Though keeping them from breeding is more then just a chore.
If tiny furry Tribbles be of serious epidemic population,
Replicating Horta-Kirks, exponentially could rule the constellations!

Edited by D.Rabbit, 12 December 2011 - 08:20 PM.


#11 M.E.

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 07:55 AM

View PostD.Rabbit, on 12 December 2011 - 07:29 PM, said:

View Postmichael elizabeth, on 12 December 2011 - 12:48 PM, said:

:whistle:
:whistle: :blink:

:lol:

I tried to contribute a rhyme.  

Big mistake, I am really bad at it.  So, I deleted it. :)

Edited by michael elizabeth, 13 December 2011 - 07:57 AM.


#12 D.Rabbit

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:52 PM

I'm glad you tried ME, it's a start and I'm sure with practice you will find it comes easily, espcially if you cheat like I do. :devil:

BTW Thanks for the inspiration

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 01:35 AM

View PostSci-Fi Girl, on 11 December 2011 - 11:47 AM, said:

ROFLMAO!!  :howling: :howling: I love it!  :laugh:

There was another Dr Seuss Star Trek bit, from several years ago.  I'll have go dig it up!  :hehe:

SFG

I am only posting six years late.  :look:  :lol:

But I still remembered this and here it is!

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...

SFG :lol:
"A song is like a picture of a bird in flight; the bird was moving before the picture was taken, and no doubt continued after."   - Pete Seeger

Pete Seeger's life was a picture of an idea in flight, and the idea will continue long after.  As long as there are people with goodness and courage in their hearts, the idea will continue forever.

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Check out my music threads:

Beautiful Music: Folk, Acoustic, Traditional, and World

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