LoTS: GOD only knows what else he has in store for America before his term ends...if it ever does. Cause I can honestly see him refusing to step down, and trying to remain in power...all in the name of national security, or some other BS.
In fact...I'm wondering if this is the reason Carney suddenly resigned? I wonder if Carney couldn't work for a President that would deal with Terrorists?
I don't know....Carney seems pretty tight with Obama. Maybe he's leaving the administration early to be a general in the Obama-FEMA Army that will have to quell the uprising of Wolverines in 2016.
Or maybe Carney is super-secret Special Ops and had to hop in a phone booth to change into his uniform before flying to Afghanistan to personally get Bergdahl. But someone slipped up and Carney's picture was taken with the Special Forces guys who picked Bergdahl up. So now that his cover is blown, he had to resign his position as WH Secretary.
Or maybe Carney was a secret Taliban agent all along! Now that Obama has done their bidding, his job is done. Keep a close eye on Joe Biden.
Or maybe Carney is really Bergdahl's uncle. Now that Bergdahl is free, his job is done.
....I dunno. I really like the whole "Obama won't resign!" scenario because it's so over-the-top. So I'm going to think that Carney is moving on to be in charge of prepping those FEMA camps for the Wolverines.
Thanks! This was fun! Sort of like writing political fan fiction.......
It's January 2017, inauguration day for President Hillary Clinton. A crowd rivaling the size of Obama's inaugurations has gathered to witness the historic swearing in. As Hillary places her hand on the Bible, Barack Obama leaps onto the stage: "Wait! I'm not going anywhere!"
The smattering of Republicans in the crowd sigh and move toward the exits, looking for the vans that will transport them to the FEMA camps that they knew were there all along.
Hand still on the Bible, Hillary turns to Obama, her eyes whirligging in white hot fury. The expression on Obama's face changes from resolve to, can it be? Fear! Hillary pounces on Obama and they become a cloud of fists and feet and asterisks and exclamation points! Her "brain damage" glasses go flying into the front row and spectators dive for them like they were a home run ball.
Entrepreneurs in the crowd begin taking bets. Hillary is favored to win. And does. The swearing in recommences. Obama sits off to the side with swirly lines over his head, his eyes Xs, listening to little birdies tweeting. Uh-buh-dee uh-bud-dee that's all folks!