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#1 gsmonks

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 09:28 PM

In thinking about the world situation, I've come to the conclusion that it's high time for a good ol' world war, with mass casualties, radioactive fallout, displaced populations, widespread famine, good-old-fashioned looting, pillaging, burning, raping, genocide, poison gas and other banned weapons of mass destruction, the whole gamut.

It would be as though the planet shook itself to dislodge the human fleas infesting its surface.

After all, we humans have become a pestilence. And what have we done for the planet, in return for giving us all our addictions and excesses? We've poisoned the oceans with effluent and peed-out drugs and made them acidic, we've polluted the air, we've raped the best land and dispossessed every other form of life. In short, there are far too many of us, and our population badly needs to be culled.

War is by far the most fun way to accomplish this. Every young lout wants to open fire with a big automatic gun on crowds of people. It's like a video game, or killing bugs.

Young people go through a sociopathic stage (something you study in psychology), and perhaps not co-inky-dinkally, soldiers are selected from the age-group in question. People at this age are far less prone to having or expressing empathy, so why not make use of that, arm 'em, and turn 'em loose?

Thus far we've only been able to speculate about the consequences of nuking the *bleep* out of one another. Some predict an On The Beach outcome, others say that despite being nuked, lots of people survived the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, with a few fleeing from one city to the other and being nuked twice, yet survived to tell us about it.

Nuke the whales, I say. Dance till the bombs drop. Take out Mini-Poo with a nuclear cruise missile, if only to shut him up. Put a match to Trump's hair just to make him flail and dance. Drop all the napalm we've got on the KKK, the White Supremacists, the alt-right, Breitbart News, and Steve Bannon's house.

And don't forget to bring marshmallows, weenies, and sticks to roast 'em on.
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#2 rodglas

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 10:07 PM

:beer: Looks to me like you could use on of these...
"Requested items: One Mark V ECM unit, 1000 km of fullerene cable, one low yield nuclear warhead. Stated purpose: birthday party for foreign dignitary." --Argosy Special Operations Service requisition form, CY 9512

#3 gsmonks

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 10:13 PM

Back in the Punk days (late 1970's) we used to go down this road, tongue in cheek. That's where the term "nuke the whales" came from.

Yes, we hoisted many a pint in the bargain.
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#4 Omega

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Posted 04 October 2017 - 03:17 PM

Gotta nuke something.


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