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Wonka/OSHA mashup that won't leave my head...


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#1 Omega

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 03:21 PM

Come with me, and you'll be
In a world of OSHA violations
Watch your step, or you'll be
Mangled up in my creations

It begins, with your skin
Pulled into a strange machine's rotation
What you'll see will defy
Remediation

If you want to keep both your eyes,
Put these goggles on; just do it!
Hydrochloric won't eat through it!
Strangely, vats of acid need no permit...

#2 Orpheus

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 12:37 AM

ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHINK!

(obscure fact: a friend of mine, whose dad owned a NJ chemical plant, apparently committed suicide in one of her dad's vat in the early 80s. I say "apparently" because I've learned to distrust the grapevine. All I know for sure is that I never heard from her again. Then again, that's true of most girls I knew in the early 80s)


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