[Darkside_1]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......!?

Alabama
Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids....And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum; Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.

Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.

Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island.

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.

Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas
Se Hable Ingles! ('Taint Funny - It's Happening!)

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

Vermont
Too Liberal For The Kennedys.

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.

(Home Of Brokeback Mtn.)

The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place !

This post has been edited by Darkside_1: 19 February 2007 - 08:20 AM

[Smitty]

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Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Heh, cute... :-|

Par for the course.

-cs™

[Captain Jack]

Darkside_1, on Feb 19 2007, 05:19 AM, said:

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......!?
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Nope. It's actually:

"Welcome to Kommiefornia. We'll be taking away all your rights soon. Please stand by."

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New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!

Too true.

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Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.

What? I thought it was Beaver?

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Texas
Se Hable Ingles! ('Taint Funny - It's Happening!)

It's happening alright. Because too many people are too spineless to do anything about it. Welcome to America, now learn English.

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Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

LOL.

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Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

I thought it was "If you're from Kalifornia, we'll throw a tree at you."

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The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place !

Don't forget high crime, rampant corruption, mafias, and crooks.

Very funny list. Quite a bit of it very accurate too.

[Lover of Purple]

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

This post has been edited by Lover of Purple: 19 February 2007 - 06:45 PM

[JadziaDax]

Darkside_1, on Feb 19 2007, 06:19 AM, said:

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......!?
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

This only applies to our tourists , because everyone knows that real colorado peeps don't ski

[Captain Jack]

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 02:45 PM, said:

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

You folks slug one another's organs? No wonder ya'll drive so slow over there.

[Lover of Purple]

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:28 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 02:45 PM, said:

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

You folks slug one another's organs? No wonder ya'll drive so slow over there.

Slow? What roads have you driven on?

[Captain Jack]

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 07:36 PM, said:

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:28 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 02:45 PM, said:

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

You folks slug one another's organs? No wonder ya'll drive so slow over there.

Slow? What roads have you driven on?

Geez, I can't remember, but I've been around Lincoln City, all along the coast and in Portland, and every driver was going below the speed limit.

[Lover of Purple]

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:54 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 07:36 PM, said:

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:28 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 02:45 PM, said:

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

You folks slug one another's organs? No wonder ya'll drive so slow over there.

Slow? What roads have you driven on?

Geez, I can't remember, but I've been around Lincoln City, all along the coast and in Portland, and every driver was going below the speed limit.

Try Central Oregon (Hwy 97). The speed limit is 55 and even at 80 you get passed by most cars.

Lincoln City is always slow since the traffic is so horrible. It was listed as the worst traffic in a vaction area in the US!!

[Pywacket]

I was down in Portland a week ago and traffic was moving along. I did run into some slow spots -- what is it about Washington and Oregon drivers that they can't seem to merge without stopping????

Pywacket

[Dark Wolf]

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Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Actually, it hasn't been that cold for the past few years. How much does lobster usually go for? lobster

[Atlantis]

Yes, we do have electricity.

Even though Lake Wheeler glows in the dark. (Browns-Ferry Nuclear power plant)

[Captain Jack]

Lover of Purple, on Feb 20 2007, 07:43 AM, said:

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:54 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 07:36 PM, said:

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 07:28 PM, said:

Lover of Purple, on Feb 19 2007, 02:45 PM, said:

Well, Oregon has many. Including: Home of the Oregon Slug Festival-Jan 1st thru Dec 31st

You folks slug one another's organs? No wonder ya'll drive so slow over there.

Slow? What roads have you driven on?

Geez, I can't remember, but I've been around Lincoln City, all along the coast and in Portland, and every driver was going below the speed limit.

Try Central Oregon (Hwy 97). The speed limit is 55 and even at 80 you get passed by most cars.

Lincoln City is always slow since the traffic is so horrible. It was listed as the worst traffic in a vaction area in the US!!

I'll be crossing Oregon when I'll be moving to Washington State this year. I think I'll be stuck on 5 for most of the way. Maybe we can meet up if you aren't too far off course?

Pywacket, on Feb 20 2007, 12:59 PM, said:

I was down in Portland a week ago and traffic was moving along. I did run into some slow spots -- what is it about Washington and Oregon drivers that they can't seem to merge without stopping????

Pywacket

Don't need to stop to merge as long as it's done safely. Come on down to the Bay Area, or Orange County and see some real "creative" merging! Who cares if there is a car there, they'll go right into them.

Atlantis, on Feb 20 2007, 09:14 PM, said:

Yes, we do have electricity.

Even though Lake Wheeler glows in the dark. (Browns-Ferry Nuclear power plant)

Wow, ya'll got them new-fangled electical stuff goin' on there now, eh?

[Lover of Purple]

Spidey,Let me know when you will be going through.

LoP

[_Bellatrix_]

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 02:16 PM, said:

Darkside_1, on Feb 19 2007, 05:19 AM, said:

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......!?

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Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

I thought it was "If you're from Kalifornia, we'll throw a tree at you."

Actually it's "When in doubt blame the Californians who moved here."

_Bellatrix_

[Captain Jack]

Lover of Purple, on Feb 21 2007, 07:43 AM, said:

Spidey,Let me know when you will be going through.

LoP

Okay, I sure will then.

_Bellatrix_, on Feb 21 2007, 05:18 PM, said:

Spidey, on Feb 19 2007, 02:16 PM, said:

Darkside_1, on Feb 19 2007, 05:19 AM, said:

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......!?

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Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

I thought it was "If you're from Kalifornia, we'll throw a tree at you."

Actually it's "When in doubt blame the Californians who moved here."

_Bellatrix_

I know what you mean. Too many are flocking up there. I'm originally from Washington, so I can gripe. I wish they'd stay in Kalifornia, and if they have to move, go to Arizona or Nevada instead.

[Peridot]

These are hilarious--thanks for posting them!

I've lived in four different states...I think my favorite one is the Iowa motto. There really are many, many cornfields in the state of Iowa...

Peridot

[DWF]

Darkside_1, on Feb 19 2007, 08:19 AM, said:

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.

So perfect!

[D.Rabbit]

What DWF, you afraid of the Canadians?

Here's our motto's.

Alberta
Proud to produce pollutants

British Columbia
Timber!

Manitoba
I saw your hat, it’s heading east.

New Brunswick
Yahs all drop by, we have hope but little else.

Newfoundland
Wes oot and aboot.

Nova Scotia
Fog horns are us.

Ontario
Politician car pools to the right.

Prince Edward Island
We have potato fairies.

Quebec
We don’t speak English if we don’t have to.

Saskatchewan
Nothing to look at, move along.

Yukon Territory
You can get conned in the Yukon

Northwest Territory
We lord it over everyone.

[Darkside_1]

^^ LOL! Brilliant!!